Cowgirl hogties raincoater

Christian Crumlish

Yesterday, our own Susannah "Reverse Cowgirl" Breslin passed Pornographer's Picks in Salon Blogs' all-time ranking. The anonymous raincoater had a large head start and still brings in remarkable numbers on the strength of his first month of postings, despite shooting blanks since August.

Plan B's return from vacation and a who-shot-JR style cliffhanger will likely now thwart my tortoise-and-the-hare strategy for sneaking into second place, though it will not be long before Reverse Cowgirl assumes her rightful place on top of both of us.