Marcus O'Riley strikes again

Christian Crumlish

[Getting a little behind in Salon Blogs posts from Fried Green al-Qaeda, so forgive this quick catchup. Also, still trying to figure out an easy way to deal with formatting incompatabilities. More on that later in a separate post. –ed.]

 Salon
Blog Quality Tour for You *special KYA top 10 edition.  -  Marcus
O'Riley

Good god, am I
wasted, and good god am I ready to call it a night.

Mister Hoback
(that bastard) told me to post something yet later tonight (and he stomped on
me diskette last night, though he’s loath to admit it now), and behind
the hind of me own good teeth, I shall curse his mortal soul until  Hell
does freeze.

May the graceful
jaw of Hera bite their fine white asses.

Here’s the
tops of the pops. As it fucking were.

1. Reverse
   Cowgirl, featuring ‘climb
   into my asshole, won't you?’
   
   
   
2. Scott
   Rosenberg. He doesn’t really show up for work much, does he? Manages
   to type ‘I’m sick again’ once or twice a week, and gets two
   thousand hits.

3. Julie/Julia.
   Chick cooking column. Nothing really bad to say about it.

4. filchyboy.
   I still can’t read this shit.
   
   
   
5. Pornographer
   Picks actually take time away from ‘Mothers
   I’d Like To Fuck’ to publish this praise – Kiss Kiss –
   of top ranking cowgirl: ‘the
   Reverse Cowgirl's Blog is vastly superior to my sparse, self-serving entries
   here, "generally entertaining" as they may be. You go PP,
   hitch your wagon to a star. And you bet she’s better than you.
   
   
   
6. Andrew
   Bayer etc. etc. is number 6 and has been cranking
   like a motherfucker the past few days. I dunno, he writes so much, I think
   he might want to apply somewhere for a typist job.
   
   
   
7. Secular
   Blasphemy. Finally something I can get behind
   – Argh Argh -although the Jan dude writes near as much as Andrew. At
   least he has the cheek to call the pope a F*ing *ueer if he feels like it.
   Not that I agree. And not that he would.

8. Oh, I’m
   illin’, and with a billion runtime errors as well. It’s f’ing
   filchyboy again, and this time he’s with his daughter and it’s so
   cute and this time I will not give him a f’ing link.
   
   

9. Okay, now
   it's The
   Raven. He’s okay. Maybe I have a few business
   deals pending. None of your f*ing business>
   
   

10.  FarrFeed?
    Who the hell reads this? I’ve tried, Lord knows, and it just doesn’t
    work. Special disturbing feature – a Java applette show Mister Feed’s
    mug over and over again..

Well,
then, Goodnight from Marcus, your guide to Salon Quality.

[Mark Hoback]