Is there an award for most-boring blog?

Christian Crumlish

And, if so, can I nominate myself for it? Here's some boring stuff: my referrers. Like what's up with that? No, but seriously. It's funny when a referrer is on an intranet or password-protected site. I go try to check out the link - props or put-down? - and I can't get in! At least I know the subdomain/hostname of their internal k-log blog thing.

Plus how about those searchers. Did I just know that using the word upskirt when talking about reverse cowgirl would function as googlebait? Plus I was checking out the search terms over at my Movable Type hub and recently there was fisting. I don't think I've ever mentioned that word, though. I'm a little scared to do the search myself, plus MT doesn't tell me which blog the user was hunting through.

There's also a lot of gulfwarposter (and variants), and searches for words such as call zero and manzanita (True Dirt, no doubt), Townsend and Pompeii and 202-456-1111 and Microsoft Intel merger then Careing For Wooly Bears four times in a row in under a minute last month (elevator-clicking the search-form button?)

then continuing back in time:

• submissions


• best episode ever


• United states petroleum reserve


• Petroleum reserve list


• Clone of the attack


• ian campbell


• ian c


• brautigan


• how to make guns


• how to render guns


• pursued


• bend


• kikkoman


• kikkomaso


• archives


• princeton


• taxes


• republican


• gulf wars poster


• art journals


• posters


• india


• sullivan


• gulf war


• meme


• watchword


• Devil


• Satan


• how to eat pussy


• masturbate


• pussy


• godetia


• what


• post modernism (3 times)


• begonia (twice)


• religion


• roses


• chandon


• mack zeigen


• ring off (twice)


• bliss


• submissions


• foo


• bar

I don't have cumulative search terms for the Radio parts of RFB, unfortunately. I could extract a lot of it from my logs if I was competent and not boring.