Talk about your text ads

Christian Crumlish

Susannah Breslin's efforts (on behalf of a loyal reader) to turn up a frontal shot of a female streaker has already yielded one slightly more revealing image. The cowgirl says "points of for pasties," but I say points off for implants.

Also, outing myself as a dyed-in-the-wool word freak, I'd like to see a picture that shows what the streaker had written on her skin, front and back. One of the texts (on her back) looks like a domain name, something like goldenpalace.com (an online casino).

Susannah says "Alright, who's got the streaming video, dammit," while I say who wants to bet she's a stripper or some other kind of sex business pro?